What the new millenium has brought us, and why we miss the pre-millenium era

Do you think post- new millenium technology can help you with your work, by making everything easier?
Think again:

• You can’t fool your boss by telling him you are sick since your work hand-phone has 3G camera
  
• It’s difficult to show off your boss that you have too many tasks, since your desk is free from paper anyway; now is a paperless era, right?
  
• No excuses for missing the deadline, you can virtually work anywhere with a Lap top and a WIFI connection. Sniff.
  
• Forget those work trips abroad: now is the” teleconference” era.
  
• ….And since your global headquarter of your company is in Europe,.. your teleconference would start at exactly 11pm, or 3 pm in England. Sniff again
  

And you know you miss the pre-millenium era (80’s and 90s) when:

• You're finding that you just don't understand more than half the lingo used on MTV, or any teenagers songs any more.
  
• Nobody wants to go lunch with you any more; they need to go to their Botox session
  
• It took 15 minutes for you to choose your coffee in starbucks, since you have 49,000 selections to choose from.
  
• You need to be size in 0, since those Banana Republic and Benetton extra large t shirt aren’t IN anymore.